navitronic

14 years was a good innings.

My life with Max:

1. Entire savings account emptied after his blocked bladder incidents.
2. 2 expensive couches ruined.
3. The nightmare of finding anywhere to live with him.
4. 5 nights in hospital after he bit me.
5. 6 weeks on stomach churning antibiotics, also as a result of the bite.
6. A never ending battle against grey cat fluff.
7. Poop and vomit cleanup duties when you really don’t need them.
8. Endless escape attempts
9. Can I even go home to England now?
10. Owning the best cat in the world.

Happy birthday you little shit.

Yet ever so slightly disappointed at the same time.

You don’t really sell books do you?